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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor."
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"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."
"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are Dave Matthews fans?"
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."
"My fat next door neighbor is lying face down on her front lawn. Don't know if she's passed out or eating the grass."
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"