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Joke of the Day

"Igloo Building by S Keemo"

"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."

"Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people."

"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"

"[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year"

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"