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Joke of the Day
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
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"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"
"What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."
"Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human"
"What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate."
"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"
"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."
"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."