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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"

"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."

"I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say ""I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk "" so he doesn't try to talk to me."

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"My favorite part of church is when they pass around free money."

"What's the cheapest meat available? Deer testicles, it's under a buck."

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"