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Joke of the Day
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."
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"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."
"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"
"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""
"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"
"Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book"
"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "