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Joke of the Day

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."

"You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh"

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"

"*amateur magician does tablecloth-pulling trick, knocking everything over* Cat in audience: Oh, this guy's good"

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day.... Set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life."

"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"

"In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands."

"I've been called the Trump of the bedroom... Because sex with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."