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Joke of the Day
"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"
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"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!"
"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables. A cannibal."
"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"
"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."
"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""
"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."