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Joke of the Day

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."

"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."

"What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks? A GHETTOrade"

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."

"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."