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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."

"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"

"The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul."

"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"

"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"

"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."

"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"

"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."