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Joke of the Day

"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."

"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""

"What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip."

"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."

"A drunk man walks into a bar ... ""Jesus, Craig, you suck at playing limbo!"" said the man's friend."

"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"

"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."

"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."

"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"