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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."
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"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"
"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."
"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."
"What has four legs and quacks? A paradox"
"Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny."
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."