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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."
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"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"I got fired from my job at the juice company. I couldn't concentrate."
"When people tell me I look like my mother, I assume they mean disappointed."
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"
"What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for? Because he can't sit down."
"What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !"
"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."
"Studies show 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of our population."