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Joke of the Day

"Remember when we thought ""Any kid can grow up to be President"" was a good thing?"

"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."

"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"

"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"

"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."

"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."