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Joke of the Day

"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."

"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy."

"I smoke pot because I have a very serious problem. I have this medical condition where I don't realize how good poptarts taste. Source: Sarah Silverman"

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"[almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope"

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE."

"I had diarrhea and had some jalapeno sauce That came out badly"