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Joke of the Day

"Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in store for a wild December"

"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"

"Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er the story of an automobile."

"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."

"Skydiving without a parachute... Is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:) Edit: fixed an auto correct mistake"

"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"

"Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better; but the frogs never quiet the same."

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."