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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist? Because they won't believe it."
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"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."
"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"
"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."
"I had to get a Mastectomy last year... Whew, glad I got that off my chest."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."
"[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!"
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."