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Joke of the Day

"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"

"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."

"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""

"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."

"I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either."