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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king."

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."

"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"

"The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold."

"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"

"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"

"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."