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Joke of the Day

"NSFW? - Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)"

"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."

"Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To see the chicken strip!!!"

"Why is a gay man having sex similar to Tony Abbott? They're both fucking arseholes."

"How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down."

"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"

"If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving."

"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!"

"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"