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Joke of the Day
"I might not be a gynecologist But I know a cunt when I see one"
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"I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship"
"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people"
"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."
"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""
"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."