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Joke of the Day

"What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader? (snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ..."

"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."

"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"A guy noticed his friend was late for work... ""Where have you been?"" he asked. ""To my mother-in-law's burial."" ""Then why the scratches on your face?"" ""She kept resisting, that old fart."""

"I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug."