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Joke of the Day

"Walked in lecture hall mid-lecture and the professor yells ""CAN I HELP YOU?!"" ""No thanks, I'm just browsing."""

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!"

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."

"Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46? Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!"

"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."