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Joke of the Day

"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing? HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"

"[romantic dinner] her: ""I was hoping it might just be the two of us."" ventriloquist dummy: ""he said I help with his confidence."""

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"The problem with some people is that they're alive."