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Joke of the Day
"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."
Next Joke
"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"
"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."
"What is brown and sticky? A stick...."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"
"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."
"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."