122776

Joke of the Day

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Why do women shit?"

"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"

"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"

"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."

"A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please."""

"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."