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"Why do women shit?"
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"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
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"You mean there's another way to eat toast besides hunched over the sink like a fucking criminal??"
"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."
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"Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*"
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