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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care..."
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"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."
"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."
"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."
"I was eating a danish... http://youtu.be/b5FQKsEgLnQ"