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Joke of the Day

"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

"What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot? A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old."

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"My ex-girlfriend had a parakeet That fucking thing would never shut up. The bird was pretty cool though."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."

"I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO"

"If you're scared of butter... use cream."

"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"

"Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare."