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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."

"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid."

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"

"There's a knock at my door. Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, ""Now what?"" He says, ""I dunno...I never got this far."""

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics."