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Joke of the Day

"What's up dawg? Me: Up dawg Person: What is that? Me: What is what? Person: Whats up dawg? Me: nothing much hbu Person: ..."

"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"

"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"

"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"

"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."

"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."

"Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese? Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kraft factory."

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."

"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"