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Joke of the Day
"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"
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"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."
"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."
"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."
"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"
"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"
"This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :("
"The worst time to hear I told you so is when you end up saying it to yourself."