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Joke of the Day
"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
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"[Phone with Mom] ""Did you just friend request me?"" I'm on fb now ""I'm not adding you"" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."
"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."
"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""
"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."