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Joke of the Day
"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."
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"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."
"Every time I walk into a store with my dad Worker: ""Can I help you?"" Dad: ""No, he was born like that."""
"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"
"How do people at rodeos heckle the riders? Moooo!"
"How do trees get on the Internet? They log in."
"What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'."
"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"
"Why do smarter people last longer when having sex? Because it takes twice as long to fuck their brains out"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"