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Joke of the Day
"My ""Game of Thrones"" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet."
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"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"
"I absolutely love Sarah Palin Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin."
"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."