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Joke of the Day

"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"

"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"

"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"

"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."

"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"

"""Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"" You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. ""You're my penguin."""