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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
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"Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries"
"I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person."
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"
"Babe, can u vacuum a Chess board into the carpet again? the guys r here for a lifesize game *guys standing around in armor & kings outfits*"
"Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door."
"Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? Because they Alt-Right instead."
"Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts, everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping."
"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."