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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
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"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."
"Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld"
"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""
"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."