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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""

"A dwarf once walked into a brothel... with a honeycomb and a jackass; the madam says,.."

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"

"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"

"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."

"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"