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Joke of the Day

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?"

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent? Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate."

" Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. "

"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."