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Joke of the Day

"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""

"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"

"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."

"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"

"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."

"accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on"