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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."
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"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"
"Ronda Rousey lost a fight last night."
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."
"Matthew McConaughey walks into a Trump rally ""Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."""
"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."
"What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes? Pop."
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare."
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"