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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."
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"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"
"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."
"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"Why is it called ""the circle of life""? Because it's pointless."
"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"