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Joke of the Day

"I felt a twinge of sadness when I released my daughter would be leaving for college in a year. I have to wait a whole fucking year"

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."

"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"Would you go into the woods? -Tiger Wood"

"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen? Because they can't fit your mum on the screen"

"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."