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Joke of the Day

"A Tree walks into a bank... ...and says to the teller, ""I'd like to take out a loan."" The teller replies, ""You'll have to talk to our branch manager."""

"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"

"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."

"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."

"New exercise regimen: I can only sit down when my toddler does. So far I've lost 17,000 pounds."

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""

"I asked my friend in North Korea how it was there. He said he cant complain..."

"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."