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Joke of the Day
"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"
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"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."
"I'm going to the hospital tomorrow...not because I'm sick, but because they have free pudding if you're fast enough."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"
"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"
"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."