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Joke of the Day
"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."
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"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
"My mom was in a horrible car accident on her way to pick up lunch today. It's really bad guys, I need your prayers. I'm so hungry."
"What's green and red, and goes round and round? A frog in a food blender."
"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"Was tempted to commit suicide last night... So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)"
"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."
"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."