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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the chicken who crossed the road.. Got hit by a bus."
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"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""
"I saw the Fast and the Furious 7 today... What has more brains then Paul Walker? The steering wheel..."
"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""
"I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally"
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."
"Soup baby What do you call a dead Ukrainian baby. Aborschtion"