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Joke of the Day

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""

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"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"
"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."
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"I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?"
"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"
"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""
"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"
"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"
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