122309

Joke of the Day

"A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door. a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip"

Next Joke
 
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."
"""It's the holidays"" *eats a pizza* ""It's the holidays"" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* ""It's the holidays"" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*"
"I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan."
"What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."
Terms & Privacy