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Joke of the Day
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
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"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"
"I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day. They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back."
"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"
"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."
"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."
"Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says ""I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"" Sean says ""Great! I'll bring my racket"""
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"