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"The Last Contango in Paris Commodities Exchange."
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"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"
"What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"". The other says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!""."
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"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."
"What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president? Hello from the other side."
"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie where the curse sounds amazing."