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"The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace."
"- Hello, princess. Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam."
"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"
"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."
"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""
"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."
"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"