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Joke of the Day
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"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"
"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"
"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."
"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."
"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""
"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."
"At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today"