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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
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"There was once a conservative redditor"
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
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"My friend sat on my drink... It went flat"
"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"
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