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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
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"What did Ahab say when Moby Dick raised his tail? Whale shit!"
"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."
"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"
"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""
"My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes"
"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."
"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"
"I don't understand why we use the word 'late' to describe someone who died, what were they late for? The funeral?"
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."